If you were looking for my dating profile…


…then let me know when you find it, my wife hid it from me.

Seriously though, I've been into computers since I was knee high. For over 30 years I have been learning and working with technology in as many forms as I can get my hands on. I operate on Linux, Mac, and Windows. Android and iOS as well, though I try to leave the fanboy stuff on the forums where it belongs. I am happy with both platforms. I started life as a programmer and have extended that to DBA, sysadmin, netadmin, and usually phone systems. I have utterly no idea why on the last one, it perplexes me. Let's see, personal stuff…tabs or spaces? Tabs. Oh, I also do a podcast about pretty much anything going on in the world around us called Iconoclastic Tendencies. I wear kilts, ride a motorcycle, like long walks in the park, am in the Guinness Book of World Records for attending the largest gathering of wizards in one room (I am the one in the pimp hat), and I would very much like to meet Nathan Fillion some day.